Nobody’s going to fuck with this tough PT Cruiser wannabe and its bumper exterminating spikes, although… how is it that nobody’s sawed off one of the spikes and used it to key this DB’s lame-ass car? Way to coexist, bumper bully!
My 13-year-old car expert says its a Toyota Scion, which apparently is a car for young, dumbasses per the Edmunds review:
“Only a few years old, Scion is the youngest brand on the market — a fact that seems appropriate, given that it’s targeted at a very youthful demographic… They also coddled the youth market with flashy sound systems; Scion’s stereos are among the best in the economy-car segment.”
I’m putting the M.O. together: young, white guy from suburbs recently transplanted to Brooklyn.
A point of parallel parking etiquette from Dylan at Roadify: it’s not neighborly to leave half a car’s length on either end of your car or, for that matter, advisable given the potential consequences…
While it might look awesome, we strongly advise against spiking your bumper for the main reason that it’s really, really obvious when you ’love tap’ the car in front of you while parallel parking.
For an encore, might I suggest the latest in antitank grenade launchers…