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What a week for Brooklyn kids!

I’m still reeling from the news that a former butcher and fucking maniac carved up a sweet little eight-year-old from Borough Park and left half of him in a dumpster on 20th and 4th Ave.  The news at The New York Times, Gothamist, and the funeral plus the murderer’s love of Glee and online Karaoke at  The Village Voice.

My kids will never, ever, EVER walk alone again until they graduate from high school. And that goes double for the good-looking 13-year-0ld boy.

Pasha’s new music video, btw. No excuse except #college fund.

Over at F’d In Park Slope, BritZab is calling for reason on the wholesale banning of kids from every public establishment in NYC, including the latest salvo: restaurants. I love you, BritZab!

Elsewhere, it is safe to hang in the park; crime way down in Prospect Park.

The Brooklyn DA working on a plea deal with Providence Hogan, the PS 29 PTA Treasurer who stole $100,000 from the school coffers to pay for fertility treatments. If she pays back the money with interest, she’ll avoid jail. Uh, wait a minute. Really?

Per Curbed, lesbian mommies still outnumber gay daddies in Park Slope.

UPDATE: Brooklyn Mom Dad/Party Host Arrested For Defending A Guest’s Honor At Prospect Park Birthday Party

“We were at the party. A child (girl 3yo) indeed went missing. She was there with her 6 yo sister. She went missing while handing out pizza slices close to the end of the party. After a few minutes her mother called 911 and cops came. In the meantime after about 15 minutes the girls was found at the other end of long meadow. Police arrived and first it was difficult to explain to the police that she was indeed found. While talking to the mother the police accused the mother of negligence. The hosting father got involved and it spinned out of control. Within short notice eight police cars arrived he got booked and taken away. It was not a pretty scene to see him thrown on street…. Quite a party….

Of course the mother was legally responsible. She went through hell in these minutes. She really didn’t need to be told – in that situation, right on the spot, moments after she was reunited with her daughter – that she has been negligent. She knew it. The police was called to help. After seeing this I will think twice asking police for help….

Not that it matters a bit, but the party included guests – think finance, lawyers – with easy access to lawyers. It will be interesting to see how this will work out.”

I happened upon this sign near the Garfield entrance in Prospect Park just before the park police pulled it down.

Wow, I am dying to know the back story on this one. Here’s the text again in case you can’t see it on the photo:

On June 4, 2011, a little girl went missing from a birthday party at this site around 11 am. Police arrived on scene after this little girl was safely located. Yet, police arrested a parent associated with the party after police accused the little girl’s mother of being negligent.

If you witnessed the police arrest of the parent, would you please be in touch the the parents’ attorney? We would like to collect statements, video, photos from parties who witnessed the police activity.

Please email lawDOTvickersATgmailDOTcom or call 617.945.4783

I’m pretty sure almost every birthday party I’ve ever thrown or attended in the park has featured kids free-roaming long meadow and surrounds.

Where is Lenore Skenazy when Park Slope needs her?

Shit, I could have been arrested at least 18 times by now for my kids’ park birthday parties alone. Fine, I haven’t lost any kids but not for the lack of parental neglect.

Just when I think the 78th can’t surpass themselves for a complete dearth of common sense, they manage to surprise me. If temporarily misplacing your kid at a Prospect Park birthday party can get you arrested, the the local jails are going to full of neglectful, quiche-eating, Sauvignon-Blanc-sipping Park Slope parents before the summer’s out.

Anybody know anything? The lawyer hasn’t answered my calls.

 

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File under extremely inauspicious restaurant opening.

Less than a week after its grand opening, Park Slope’s new greek restaurant is shuttered: pending the apparent arraignment of its owner, Peter Livanos, on charges of hitting on his waitstaff.

Facts on the ground are still a bit sketchy but the eye-witness saw the owner getting led off in handcuffs by Brooklyn’s Finest, the 78th Precinct. And said witness heard the charge was ”sexual harassment of a waitress.” I didn’t even know that was a crime in Brooklyn.

Up until an hour ago, I was still trying to figure out the name of the place. It’s Faros, by the way. That lighthouse symbol thingy is apparently Greek for F. And F’d is what this place is if this shit is true.

I just looked him up on the internet and found this:

ELDERLY tenants of a landmarked Park Slope townhouse are living without heat – and enduring a hazardous demolition – while their landlord renovates the building. The five remaining residents of 598 Sixth St. – a tony Brownstone Brooklyn address near Prospect Park – have had ceilings collapse, windows shatter and foul-smelling liquid pour into their homes since the renovation began in July. Managing agent Peter Livanos gave tenants electric heaters to keep warm while his company, Rahi Associates LLC, converts the 12-unit building into 16 apartments. But tenants who are taking Livanos to Housing Court this month charge Livanos is trying to make them so miserable that they will leave their rent-stabilized apartments. 2005 NY Daily News article

How do you say Oy in Greek?

UPDATE

Per Here’s Park Slope, it was all just a big misunderstanding.

I just spoke with Livanos, and he told me that the reason for the police activity was “a misunderstanding with a lady.” He will need to go to court, but the restaurant will open this afternoon as usual, and will stay open.”

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Just how many crooks and schmucks HAS Brooklyn produced?

Not only can Brooklyn lay claim to Anthony Weiner, former Governor David Paterson, and Al Capone. We’ve also got Lloyd Blankfein, outgoing head of Goldman Sachs, who just this month got indicted, got canned, AND got a Founder’s Award from the Bed-Stuy Restoration Corporation.

Brooklyn, you make me so proud.

From the NY Times yesterday

When you visit Bed-Stuy, you don’t necessarily think of Goldman Sachs.

And yet, the gritty Brooklyn neighborhood known best as the birthplace of hip-hop stars including Jay-Z and Talib Kweli got a boost from the world’s largest investment bank on Monday. The annual benefit dinner for the Bedford Stuyvesant Restoration Corporation, a nonprofit organization with roots dating back to Robert F. Kennedy, gave its annual Founders Award to Lloyd C. Blankfein, Goldman’s chief executive.

Look at the guest list here!” exclaimed former New York Governor David Paterson. “I thought for a second I was at the New York Public Library dinner.”

Mr. Blankfein, who grew up in Brooklyn’s Linden projects, gave brief remarks praising the foundation, and highlighting the work of Goldman’s Urban Investment Group, which finances projects including a mixed-income housing project in Bed-Stuy last year.

Mr. Blankfein could use a little revitalization himself. Shortly after the dinner, he was named “Worst Person in the World” by Keith Olbermann on the anchor’s Current TV show, in connection to reported job cuts at the bank’s American branch while hiring in Singapore.

But in this room, at least, he was a hero.

In addition to his award, Mr. Blankfein may have picked up a kindred spirit in Mr. Paterson. During a lull in the cocktail hour, he and the former governor were spotted arguing over who was more unpopular among the general public.

“I told Lloyd, ‘You’ve been kicked around more than anyone!’ ” Mr. Paterson later recalled. “And here I thought I was No. 1.”

Lovely.

At the beginning of the month, CNBC reported that the Manhattan District Attorney has delivered a subpoena to the firm relating to its activity in the mortgage-backed securities market during the financial crisis. You know, by destroying the economy and all to make lots of money. From the Senate’s Permanent Subcommittee on Investigations: Goldman ”misled investors and created conflicts of interest as the company built short positions before the U.S. housing market collapsed.” The report pretty much said that Lloyd Blankfein lied his face off under oath and now he may face charges. Yes, Lloyd Blankfein is the guy you have to thank for the fact that none of us will ever be able to get a mortgage or bank loan again. And for the worst recession since the Depression.

But there’s always Bed-Stuy.

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Maybe there is justice in Brooklyn after all. Karmac, anyway.

Per The Brooklyn Paper, District Attorney’s Charles Hynes’ staff may be a little bitty bit busy running for the fucking hills to handle putting criminals (and innocent people) away for the foreseeable future. Or at least while their downtown offices get fumigated—again—for bedbugs.

The bloodsucking insects were discovered on the 20th floor, one story above the office of Hynes and other legal executives.

Hynes denied the latest outbreak, brushing past a reporter stationed outside his office complex in the Brooklyn Marriott tower, offering only a curt, “No,” when asked if his office had bed bugs.

Later, though, Hynes’s spokesman confirmed the infestation.

Okay, maybe they didn’t all leave. Hynes left some lowly ADAs to cower upon their cluttered desks. But that man has blown that popsicle stand. Any photos of him fleeing for his limo yet?

One assistant district attorney told us that frightened 20th-floor employees are shielding their chairs with garbage bags and bringing “safe clothes” in plastic bags — into which they change after the workday.

“How can I put the bad guys away when it feels like I’m being eaten alive?” she said.

Bwahahahaha.

 

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I’m feeling like a regular muckraker right about now, although Gothamist et al would have realized soon enough that the NYPD wasn’t exactly quick off the mark on our roving rapist manhunt.

I’ve actually been meaning to blog about this for a while and then kind of forgot about it until I saw that the cops had fanned out all over the airwaves and NYC blogosphere yesterday.

Yes, per Park Slope Patch on April 26,

More than a month after a horrifying rape attempt took place on 16th Street, outraged residents of the block say cops did little to investigate the crime.

“The day of the attack, police left as quick as they came,” said Donald Harrington, 44, a 16th Street resident who witnessed the attack from his second floor window and ran out after the would-be rapist. “Then the police didn’t show up until the press came, a month later.”

“I’m not at all happy with the way police handled this,” added neighbor Jim Gallagher, 52. “This guy is still walking around out there.”

A video of attack — which took place on March 20 at 11:30 p.m. between Fourth and Fifth avenues — became widely circulated last week, after a neighbor shared a video of the incident taken by a stationary security camera on his house.

So, yeah, in mid MARCH, a harrowing video captured the attempted rape of a woman on 16th Street in Park Slope. But nobody heard about it until mid APRIL, when it finally came to light after outraged residents of the block went to the press. And the police didn’t do anything about it until NOW.

Great job, Brownie.

Until a year or so ago, I actually thought that the Brooklyn criminal justice system functioned along the lines of Law and Order repeats, which accounted for the sum total of my exposure until that point. I so wish I could tell you how I come by my up-close  knowledge of just how unbelievably screwed up the system is round here but let’s just say, nobody in my family has a criminal or an arrest record ANYMORE.

My takeaway: you actually can get arrested and prosecuted for serious crimes without any investigation or evidence whatsoever before or during and a mountain to show the allegations to be complete and utter bullshit. Something is very, very wrong at the local precincts and the Brooklyn DA’s office. They are fucking morons too.

Besides, apparently when there IS evidence (like say, a surveillance video of your rapist), the police will ignore it anyway. Until the press tells them they shouldn’t do that. And NOW, Ray Kelly and Internal Affairs are going to look into whether the officers who ignored that tape did wrong.

So, my faith is in short supply and yours should be too. As my Sicilian grandpa used to say, “watch where you putta yo feet.”

 

 

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