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Yes, I’ve been a very bad blogger girl (or womyn/breeder/person as you will). I’ve been inattentive; distracted by trying to find the perfect high school for my genius; adjusting to re-entry; hatching plans; fighting for justice; and stealing old broads carts by accident in the produce aisle at the Food Coop. Yes, that was this morning and she was NOT amused; thought I may have squished her perishables and all. Anyway, I’ve been lax with the old blogodoccio.

But my friend just posted this shot she took on the way to school drop off this morning and it’s just too salacious and/or funny to go ignored.

So, publicity stunt or the real thing? Weigh in. My guess is the former. And while I don’t wish this cuckolding and public vengeance on either hypothetical party, wouldn’t it be kind of awesome if this were true? This alone must lend some much-needed street cred to Park Slope at long last.

“If TV has taught me anything, it’s never the first suspect” Gogo Gowanus

UPDATE TO MY UPDATE: Just as I suspected. Per the Post:

Charges against a Brooklyn livery driver who was arrested in one rape and identified as a suspect in three other sex assaults are expected to be dropped after cops accepted his alibi and the real pervert struck again while the cabby was in jail, sources told The Post.

“They made a huge mistake and stopped my life for no reason,” William Giraldo told The Post.

Still, his ordeal may not be over — the 24-year-old faces the threat of deportation for overstaying his visa unless his recent marriage to a US citizen convinces a judge to let him stay…

Sources told The Post that cops decided his alibi was legit, and he’s no longer a suspect in any of the assaults.

But Giraldo didn’t walk free that day — he was taken to an immigration jail in New Jersey for having overstayed a one-year visa issued in 1999, when he emigrated from Colombia.

But he was released on $7,500 bond on July 13. Shortly afterward, he married his fiancée, Sondra. The wedding had originally been scheduled for June 8 — the day he was arraigned.

Sources said that although Giraldo might be deported because of his illegal status, his marriage to a American citizen could lead an immigration judge to cut him a break.

6/30 UPDATE: Yesterday, the NYPD announced that a June 25 rape, also in Sunset Park, matches the MO of at least three other attacks in the neighborhood since March. I have a very sick feeling in my gut about this. Why is William Giraldo (arraigned on what was to have been his wedding day) still at Rykers? Given the almost identical nature of the crimes, might not the victim have been mistaken in identifying Giraldo? It really fits into a pattern of now five attacks.

Not to be a pain here but do I have to be concerned when Ziggy licks me awake to take him out for an emergency pit stop at 3am? Because I’ve got this bad feeling—call it lack of trust—that the police may not necessarily have arrested the right guy.

First off, when i see “citywide manhunt” in the same sentence as “Dunkin’ Donuts,” my mind goes places: espesh when it’s in a Ray Kelly press conference. And when the law and order-loving New York Post is also dubious, my own doubts kind of mushroom.

The fact that the accused and his distraught fiance were supposed to be getting married in Florida on what turned out to be the day of his arraignment gives me a moment of pause. Although… it’s not entirely out of the realm of probability that a dude might relieve pre-wedding jitters by raping a complete stranger in their vestibule. Fine, I’ll give this one to the cops.

But, according to the Post…

But two men who reportedly got a look at the attacker in the first assault, on March 20 in Park Slope, say they don’t believe Giraldo was the man he saw.

“The guy they got ain’t the guy from here,” said a witness identified only as Ray, who insists he saw the perpetrator up close. “I’m 99 percent sure.”

He and another witness, Donald Harrington, said cops had still not asked them to view a lineup that includes Giraldo.

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All four victims viewed him in line-ups at the Brooklyn Special Victims Unit — but he was ID’ed only by Saturday’s rape victim.

Oh man, I don’t know. But I’m not convinced.  And while we’re here, how come rich alleged rapists trying to flee the country at the time of arrest get to live large while working stiff alleged rapists get stuck at Rykers?

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ewwwww

Are DILFs the four-leaf clovers of greater Park Slope?

I heard that when @effedparkslope and @amysohn went on a hunt recently, with Amy contending there would be dozens, they saw ONE! And that was iffy.

My friend Karen says she knows two but I’m not going to believe it until I see the documentation. And one’s a model/actor so I say that shouldn’t really count.

If I had the energy, I’d go down to Brooklyn Boulders because, really, that’s our best hope. If you know one, show me. Bring on your DILFs. I want some evidence that they exist (aside from my manly man)!

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I’m feeling like a regular muckraker right about now, although Gothamist et al would have realized soon enough that the NYPD wasn’t exactly quick off the mark on our roving rapist manhunt.

I’ve actually been meaning to blog about this for a while and then kind of forgot about it until I saw that the cops had fanned out all over the airwaves and NYC blogosphere yesterday.

Yes, per Park Slope Patch on April 26,

More than a month after a horrifying rape attempt took place on 16th Street, outraged residents of the block say cops did little to investigate the crime.

“The day of the attack, police left as quick as they came,” said Donald Harrington, 44, a 16th Street resident who witnessed the attack from his second floor window and ran out after the would-be rapist. “Then the police didn’t show up until the press came, a month later.”

“I’m not at all happy with the way police handled this,” added neighbor Jim Gallagher, 52. “This guy is still walking around out there.”

A video of attack — which took place on March 20 at 11:30 p.m. between Fourth and Fifth avenues — became widely circulated last week, after a neighbor shared a video of the incident taken by a stationary security camera on his house.

So, yeah, in mid MARCH, a harrowing video captured the attempted rape of a woman on 16th Street in Park Slope. But nobody heard about it until mid APRIL, when it finally came to light after outraged residents of the block went to the press. And the police didn’t do anything about it until NOW.

Great job, Brownie.

Until a year or so ago, I actually thought that the Brooklyn criminal justice system functioned along the lines of Law and Order repeats, which accounted for the sum total of my exposure until that point. I so wish I could tell you how I come by my up-close  knowledge of just how unbelievably screwed up the system is round here but let’s just say, nobody in my family has a criminal or an arrest record ANYMORE.

My takeaway: you actually can get arrested and prosecuted for serious crimes without any investigation or evidence whatsoever before or during and a mountain to show the allegations to be complete and utter bullshit. Something is very, very wrong at the local precincts and the Brooklyn DA’s office. They are fucking morons too.

Besides, apparently when there IS evidence (like say, a surveillance video of your rapist), the police will ignore it anyway. Until the press tells them they shouldn’t do that. And NOW, Ray Kelly and Internal Affairs are going to look into whether the officers who ignored that tape did wrong.

So, my faith is in short supply and yours should be too. As my Sicilian grandpa used to say, “watch where you putta yo feet.”

 

 

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Oh, come on!

I was done with this whole Weiner story. I really was. I was on to squirrels on the Key Food shelves, Met’s desperate need for a makeover, traffic on 8th Avenue.

And then I saw this morning that Weiner (pronounced WEE-ner per National Journal bio above) hails from… yes, Park Slope.

From a Brooklyn Paper story last August…

The 45-year-old lawmaker grew up in Park Slope, on Sixth Street near Prospect Park, the son of lawyer Mort Weiner, and Midwood HS teacher Fran Weiner. When he’s not shouting down colleagues, Weiner loves to tell a story of how he cut his political teeth in Miss Noonan’s third-grade class at PS 39 on Sixth Avenue between Seventh and Eighth streets.

It was class election season and Weiner ran for vice president. Passionate even then, the budding pol gave a stirring speech about how the school cafeteria served fishsticks too often.

“I thought I did an excellent job” on the speech, he told the New York Sun in 2005 — but he ended up losing to his challenger — who upped the young Weiner by handing out lollipops to the whole class.

Why am I even surprised?

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Exponentially!

I swear to god, I thought this whole Weinergate story was a hoax. For one, what a fucking idiot you would have to be for this story to be true. It’s just hard to fathom this kind of stupidity. And if your name happens to be WEINER, it’s just, just, just beyond my limited comprehension.

Right up until Weiner opened his mouth, I was with him—although admittedly relieved that Park Slope does not fall within his district as originally suspected. And, even then, it took a while for the BS detector to fully kick in and the non-denial denials to wear down my faith.

Because, let’s face it, how many male politicians have to get caught with the zipper down before the rest get the idea that this kind of shit NEVER ends well?

Between Arnold, DSK and Spitzer and the wide stance guy and the one who was supposed to be hiking the Appalachian trail, and Clinton, and Newt and, oh yeah, John Edwards, and the Craig’s List Congressman… WHAT NUMBER ARE WE CURRENTLY AT?

Do we really need some sort of poliperv sex scandal clock hung up in Times Square to keep a tally?

And Weiner was fortunate to land the wife he’s got. He’s lucky he’s EVER gotten laid. By the way, didn’t they just get married?

But then came the news today: via Gawker via Radar Online…

Here’s a new picture of a bare-chested Anthony Weiner, which a young woman says he emailed her on May 20, 2011. If you look closely, you can see Weiner and his wife, Huma Abedin, cuddling in a picture in the background.

In addition to this snapshot of Weiner’s toned torso (does Weiner wax?), he allegedly sent the woman the same grey underwear dick pic that appeared on his Twitter account, and another picture that is “extremely graphic, and leaves nothing to the imagination.”

Big Government, which posted the picture, reports that a search for the Yahoo! email address Weiner used to send it brings up a Yahoo! profile that seems to be chock-full of topless pics. You’d think politicians would have put a moratorium on topless sexts, so soon after Rep. Chris Lee was undone by his Craigslist trolling. Is there something inherent to congressmen that make them take shirtless pictures of themselves, or does the office drive them to it? Something to think about as we enter what appears to be a new, terrifying era of topless lawmakers.

Radar Online, meanwhile, reports that another woman claims to have “200 sexually explicit messages from Weiner’s Facebook profile.” Including this one about his hard-on: “It wont go away. and now im taking pics of it. making me harder still.” We’re going to say that Weiner’s story that he’s the victim of a hack is, at best, lacking some pertinent details. Weiner is reportedly scheduled to address the media at 4pm.

Can’t wait to hear that presser. Just a few more questions:

  • Can we blame this on Viagra?
  • Where are the horny women sinners? What’s Madeline Albright been up to????
  • WTF was Weiner thinking?
  • Why, Weiner? Why?

When will they ever learn? When will they eh-ever learn?

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Little known fact: “piece of shit” has the same acronym as “police officers,” plural.

And I, for one, was not happy to hear that this particular POS above LIVES IN PARK SLOPE. Is there no END to this neighborhood’s infamy?

Apparently not. Except for one little wrinkle. Park Slope does not actually stretch the entire LENGTH OF SOUTH BROOKLYN, folks. This dude lives in Sunset Park. Or, at the very least, GREENWOOD HEIGHTS, if you’re a newbie or a realtor.

As a point of clarification, Park Slope is roughly bounded by Prospect Park West to the east, Fourth Avenue to the west, Flatbush Avenue to the north, and 15th Street to the south.

Even so, wherever rape cop lives, I can’t think of a more deserving candidate for a public shame campaign. In fact, I think we should bring such campaigns back for other neighborhood offenders, like ones who actually DO live in Park Slope.

This asshole (and maybe THE WIFE too) should have to take out TWITTER AND FACEBOOK accounts and post their regrets every hour for the next five years. He should have to walk around with a billboard. He should have to volunteer at Gay Men’s Health Crisis and Planned Parenthood.

Over at the NY Post, my new favorite commenter joined with Moreno’s wife to inveigh against the unfairness of it all.

Louis Romano: The police academy teaches cuddling. They have cuddling 101, intermediate cuddling and advanced cuddling. They also encourage all cops to return a minimum of three times to check on nearly naked drunk women. It’s part of Bloombergs quality of life thing. It’s a known fact just like catching a STD from toilet seats. Why is everyone picking on good honest cops who never even fixed a parking ticket? Its a shame I tell you, a real shame. Let’s focus on more important stuff like smoking on a beach or park…smokers are the real criminals who must be brought to justice.

And here’s how the “Court of Public Opinion” responded over at Gothamist to the signs…

Random Transplant: The People’s Court is pushing for banishment, it seems.

JDanford: How can he afford Park Slope? I thought POs didn’t make that much money.

XXDesmus: Turns out he lives on my street. Freaking wonderful. I sure feel safe knowing this douche bag lives near me.

MisterMarkDavis: Yeah. It sure sucks to feel like you have no privacy and you could be violated in your own home.

Yeah.  Thumbs up or down on the public shamings? What do YOU think the dude deserves?

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Oh, it is SO on, Central Park fuckos!

You think you’re better than us? That CENTRAL PARK is so far superior to Prospect Park? Well, okay, that MAY be true on just about every other measure but let me tell you, you’ve got NOTHING on us when it comes to circle jerks and public sex romps.

Taking a break from their almost constant ORNITHOLOGICAL BLOGGING and TWEETING, the NY Times’ CITY ROOM covered a four-hour weekend cleanup by Prospect Park volunteers & the veritable treasure trove they dug up, including but not limited to:

  • one gold lamé thong
  • a partial manuscript
  • empty booze bottles
  • the obligatory hypodermic needle
  • a studded dog collar

AND… UPWARDS OF 2,000 CONDOM WRAPPERS AND 600 USED CONDOMS.

Holy Shit and, also, thumbs up on practicing safe sex. But really, this bears repeating: 2000 empty condom wrappers and 600 spoogey raincoats!

The kicker of this fine piece of reportage (again, I’m thinking of the birdwatching!) is that the last cleanup was only TWO fucking weeks ago!!!

So there, you GD Manhattanites. WE are the destination du jour now. Well, for woodsy woody hawtness, anyway.

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