ewwwww

Are DILFs the four-leaf clovers of greater Park Slope?

I heard that when @effedparkslope and @amysohn went on a hunt recently, with Amy contending there would be dozens, they saw ONE! And that was iffy.

My friend Karen says she knows two but I’m not going to believe it until I see the documentation. And one’s a model/actor so I say that shouldn’t really count.

If I had the energy, I’d go down to Brooklyn Boulders because, really, that’s our best hope. If you know one, show me. Bring on your DILFs. I want some evidence that they exist (aside from my manly man)!