I have no time for this blobbing shit today.
I have no time because it is the end of June, which for the parents of Brooklyn means an unending gauntlet of end-of-year events. The annual proverbial obstacle course is culminating for me today at the WORST place on earth: Kids N’ Action Hassidic Indoor Amusement Park in Borough Park, Brooklyn.
I defy you to find me a more disgusting place. This joint is more horrific than Chuck E. Cheese at the Atlantic Center Mall could ever dream of being. And that shithole is surely the 7th Circle of Hell.
Let’s put it this way… the last time we went, my pashas came down off the indoor slide smeared in barf from some kid who’d had issues 30 feet up. Evidently, the kosher hot dog prepared under the strict supervision of Rabbi Chaim Yishaya Fallack didn’t have THAT KID’S blessing.
I must go and get ready for another selfless afternoon of loving, intentional parenting. All for the future of the great U. S. of A, you ungrateful kid-frees wherever you are.
Actually, while I’m on the subject…
Were you there last summer when somebody’s sweetling took a crap in the Red Hook Pool?
Have you had any particularly egregious moments anywhere else in Brooklyn lately?
What is YOUR most odious family-friendly destination in the tri-state area?
Bring on the war stories. Show me YOUR worst.